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Eddie The Dog

Eddie sleeps upside down,
With his legs sticking up in the air
His belly is round and fat
And his eyes are stuck in a stare.

He looks like a scruffy woolly jumper,
He smells like something in the sewer
His fur is matted and curly
Because he rolls in manure.

You’d think he was Garfield the way he eats,
Scoffing bugs like he’s never being fed
He goes mad around the garden
But in the end he wants his bed.

                          
Darrington Church of England J. & I

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DESIGN A VILLAGE SIGN COMPETITION

A DESIGN THAT IS TO BE CONSIDERED FOR THE NEW VILLAGE SIGN


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THE WINNING DESIGN BY GEORGE PUGH (Age 9)

Many thanks to the teachers and pupils at Darrington Church of England J. & I. for entering the competition.

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THE CHRISTMAS PAINTING COMPETITION

All entries from Darrington Church Of England School

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The Winning Entry by Laura
Many thanks to Darrington, Mid Yorkshire Golf Club
for the generous prize of a meal for Laura & her Mum & Dad

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  tiegan09.jpg (1703624 bytes) Tiegan

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Can you blveiee it?

Wehn you fsrit raed tihs it is hrad to blveiee taht it can be uenosdtrod.
It swhos the phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mind. Aoccdrnig to rseaerch it
deos not mttaer what odrer the ltteers in a word are plcaed as lnog as the
frist and lsat ltteer are in the rghit pclae. The rset lokos a copmelte
mses but can stlil be raed wthiuot any preblom. It is bcuseae the brian
deos not raed evry lteter  by iteslf  but the wohle wrod.
  Amzanig sutff when you aylwas thuogh splleing was improatnt
So jsut tihnk if life aappers to be in a mudlde tehre is alwyas a way
trhgouh it whtevaer the probleme

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Easy Quiz (if you know the answers!!)

1. How long did the Hundred Year's War last? 2. Which country makes Panama Hats? 3. From which animal do we get cat gut? 4. In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution? 5. What is a camel hair brush made from? 6. The Canary Islands in the Atlantic are named after what animal? 7. What was King George VI's first name? 8. What colour is a Purple Finch? 9. Where are Chinese Gooseberries from? 10. What is the colour of the Black Box in a commercial plane?

Answers at the bottom of the page

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SPORTS Tell us about the sports you like, your favourite team, what you like taking part in, anything about sports.

SCIENCE   Are you the next Stephen Hawkins? Have you any science questions you want answering? Try here.
Some interesting links below
http://kids.msfc.nasa.gov/
http://www.fs.fed.us/gpnf/volcanocams/msh/

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ART POP FILMS Seen any good films, want to do a review? what's good in pop? Perhaps you paint you could show it on this page.

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HOBBIES Unusual hobbies or pastimes let us know about them.
The CIA American Central Intelligence Agency.

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JOKES

 

Where do ants go for their holidays?
Frants!
                                                  What do you call an ant who skips school?
                                                  A truant!
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
All sorts of antics!
                                                  What do you call a greedy ant?
                                                  An anteater!
Why did the elephant put his trunk across the path?
To trip up the ants!
                                                    What is even bigger than an elephant?
                                                   A giant!
What do you call an ant in space?
Cosmonants & Astronants!
                                                  What do you call an ant from overseas?
                                                   Important!
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
Antibiotics!
                                           What do you call an ant that picks up radio waves?
                                          An antenna 
Where do ants drink tea?
Anteroom
                                  What do you call an ant that sings God Save The Queen?
                                  Anthem

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ANSWER
1. 116 years
2. Ecuador
3. Sheep and Horses
4. November
5. Squirrel fur
6. Dogs
7. Albert
8. Crimson
9. New Zealand
10. Orange of course!